I got new Security Guards!

They will certainly keep you loonies in line.
I also replaced every cell door with this.

Have a nice day!

1137165 Certainly is wonderful news, Warden.

oh.
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Rest In Peace
Steve

1137165

1137165 what about my sweetie bot army

1137165
That door...
It's so shiny...

1137189 These guys are tougher. Trust me.

1137165
Hopefully they can do their job, they look like a bunch of push-overs to me!

1137198 Not when they tackle you to the ground.

1137202
What, for a game of tag?

That sounds like fun!

1137165
Army? Why not the Air Force?
No, sitting in desks all day is not our job... Being awesome while we do it is though.

1137192 yes touch the door...you won't be disintegrated by it

1137165 uhh....those were the new cell doors?
*sitting on a pile of the cell doors*
I am having fun with my new alicorn powers

1137194 find hopefully they can do their job...afterall quite a few of the patients are alicorn class ponies now thanks to my potion

1137210
If you're an alicorn then why are you even here?

1137206

1137223 Because she is

1137223 I'm here because it's fun messing around with the guards
Plus I am the testing subject for all the weapons. All of them.

1137242

1137209
Reverse psychology? Or is that Double reverse psychology because you knew that I'd think it was reverse psychology? Triple reverse psychology because you knew I'd think that your reverse psychology is reverse psychology?
I'm so confused!

1137256
Of course, most people think my wings are too soft to be real!
But they are and if you have any objection you won't be able to see the light of tomorrow since Batman should've killed you from day fucking one!

1137242 now I've built a large battle robot I'd like you to test your powers on

1137274 Bitch please, I have i died more times than you could count. It doesn't matter anymore because they will always bring me back. They need me.

1137280 oh of course, and I will always be there, killing you again and again and again.
It doesn't matter to me what you say because in reality you are a coward,
in truth we are all insane and I think I have gone pretty loco from all the radiation
Now please, step aside from the door so I can go eat my lunch

1137276

Damn, it's hard to top that one.

1137295 I poisoned your lunch. And yes, this poison could kill an Alicorn.

1137265I love my tests

1137295heres the antidote

1137311
Pfffft, I'm not an Alicorn, so obviously I can eat it.
*NOM NOM NOM*
Ow... I think I ate too much perogi...
Wait... you got blown up! How are you still alive!?!
Bi#$% please, I'm immortal.
...
...
...
I think I'm going to stop standing now.
...
*Falls over*
...
I hope your death is slow, and painful!
My body... is trying... to die.

1137165
*grabs knife*

I trust these guards won't be too much of a hassle, correct?

in case you are not aware, I like my personal space and will only permit certain people to approach me...under penalty of cutting

1137445 If there is a problem then they will have to come in. Hopefully they wont have to.

1137456
oh don't worry...my psychopathic tenancies tend to express themselves in visions and dreams...the only time there'll be trouble enough for the guards to have to come waltzing in is if on of my cellmates tries anything...

and after what happened to the first guy, I doubt that'll be happening anytime soon

This just got 10 times worse.... no escape.

1137311 why would you tell me this when I haven't eaten my lunch yet
yeah....I have the antidote now (1137364)
H3H3H3H3H3!

1141587 So you cant eat it. By the way, you are a little late to reply.

1141598 I was playing Slender and then rage-quit so I could get some sleep
Yeah I know I'm late