You are the Movers and Shakers around here. The Big Shot's. The Hoity Toity's and Sapphire Shores' of Fimfiction. You are the Insane Egotistical Tyrant Dictator's, the Megalomaniac's and Evil Genius'... You are also Overworked, Unappreciated, and downright Cranky when you don't get the respect and virgin sacrifices you deserve.

Everybody is divided into three mystical Tier's of Awesomeness:
Tier I: Lesser gods. People whose combined groups equal less than 300 members.
Tier II: Greater gods. People whose combined groups equal more than 300 members.
Tier III: The Janitor. Yeah, that guy. We don't speak of him in polite company. The one who holds the keys and deals with those pesky mortals. He won't show his face unless called specifically. ("Oi! Janitor!" and "Where is that F@$&%ing Janitor?!" both work.)

Admission Is Simple:
1. Post a comment below containing proof of your worthiness (Specifically, that you are the founder of a group. Include ALL thy progeny.) A link or visual evidence will suffice.
2. Click "Join Group".
3. ???
4. Profit

Note: Those who fail to follow steps 1 through 4 will have to face... The Janitor's Wrath. NO MORTALS ALLOWED.