Knighty's birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Knighty will never be the man his mother is.

Knighty must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

This site looked like it got caught on fire. When knighty tried to get help with the problem, all the new mods came in and put it out with forks.

Even if knighty were twice as smart, he'd still be stupid.

We all sprang from apes, but knighty didn't spring far enough.

Knighty must be the arithmetic brony. He adds trouble, subtracts pleasure, divides attention, and multiplies ignorance.

Knighty's made a lot of mistakes, sure. However none of them compare to the mistake his parents made by having him.

Finally, my personal favorite: Knighty might not have fallen out of the stupid tree, you know. He could've gotten drugs through dumbass forest.

Story folders are which appendages you'd like to chop off. Write a story about it and post it in the folder.

I <3 knighty