I, Midnight, am writing, with approval, a side fic with Time Turner. While he isn't The Doctor, there will be references and Doctor Who jokes aplenty. He has a sonic screwdriver and one of my ongoing gags will be something like this.

“Because, how many times have I told you? IT DOESN’T DO WOOD!” He said, rather forcefully, “Should I ask for a better quality door so we can escape?”

Hope your looking forward to it.

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You might want to consider posting an entire scene. That would give readers a more comprehensive idea on what you are doing.