Plan 9 from Equestria. 366 members · 2,024 stories
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So, I recently added this story to the group not too long ago;
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/102846/transformers-new-beginnings

It's been around for a while, but what makes this story special is that the author was so appalled at how it wasn't being universally praised like 'it was on FanFic.net' (spoilers: it really wasn't, I checked) that he went to a transformers forum and accused all the transformers fans there of waging some kind of 'fandom war' against the bronies that had led to his story being given more downvotes than upvotes. And then when people there started picking the story apart, he threw a temper tantrum and called everybody babies along with telling some people to go die in the most PG-rated ways possible. The thread is long gone, but aside from some minor editing improvements the story remains just as bad as before. In light of how hilariously bad that one guy with the terrible RD Clop story took 'criticism', I thought it would be in the similar spirit to spotlight a story where the author refused to believe his story was so bad that he went so far as to verbally attack an entire fandom.

Oh, yeah, and if you thought pony OC's tend to be bad, which this story has plenty of, wait until you see this guy's Transformers OC's. They're WORSE!

Holy simoleans.

This guy.

Thiz guy.

Diz gai.

Diz gai.

(Thanks to deviantart user Pudgemountain for designing my cover :D)

(Thanks to deviantart user Pudgemountain for designing my cover :D)

(Thanks to deviantart user Pudgemountain for designing my cover :D)

This story is so incredible, he had to thank a deviantArt user for making his cover picture.

What's the cover picture, you ask?

The story is called New Beginnings, not A New Home. This is the greatest cover picture ever.

Emperors blood... BRING IN THE HEAVY FLAMERS!

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Well, it only needs three more dislikes to be fully worthy of being put into the main folders, so spread the word!

EDIT: Hey, it's now 18 - 28, can we put it into the folders permanently, now?

2935259 The cover looks like it was put together in MS Paint.

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I know! And he thanked someone for making a cover picture that has the wrong caption for this story. :rainbowlaugh:

2933985 This guy. I don't even know.

Well, that's a pity, the story (and it's equally shitty, but thankfully never completed, sequel) have been deleted. Of course, since the guy can't take criticism of the honest variety, can't say I'm surprised.

Fortunately, the original story (unedited, even!) can still be found on fanfiction.net along with a bunch of other terrible fics he hasn't posted here;
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8914861/1/Transformers-New-Beginnings

Alternatively, there's another truncated sample of the work, far from even a fifth of the original but it has some pre-story infodumping not given in any other place this was posted;
http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/transformers-fan-fiction/930266-transformers-new-beginnings-mlp-crossover.html

That said, it's not like the rest of his stuff is all that good either, including the TF/MLP fics he's still got up and features the same general level of poor writing, I.E.his own little 'side stories' compredum to the now deleted crossovers;
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/104052/the-a-new-home-shorts-collection

Let the discovery of terrible crossover quality recommence!

EDIT: So, one of those other fanfic.net stories of his did end up getting temporarily published, unfortunately it's password locked somehow. Though with a 7-26 rating I don't see how that story is even still in the system with a rating worse than what 'New Beginnings' had with an 18-28
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/108240/transformers-equestria-boys-and-girls - the story itself

http://www.fimfiction.net/group/649/folder/1002/1/g1g2 - proof that it exists.

CALL IN ALL THE NUKES ON THE FUCKER WHO WROTE THE STORY.
firing in 3,2,1 here we go!

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You're a bit late, don't ya think?

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