Miss Harshwhinny is Best Pony 397 members · 94 stories
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Whelp. This year treated me pretty good, and the world pretty terribly. Let us gather around the Harshcandles, light the Harshlog, and give thanks for all we have.

On the first day of professionalism, Harshwhinny gave to me,
A brand new notebook-case.

On the second day of professionalism, Harshwhinny gave to me,
Two freshly sharpened pencils.

On the third day of professionalism, Harshwhinny gave to me,
Three tailored pantsuits

Skywriter
Group Admin

Please someone do #4 so we can get to Five Golden Medals already. Or perhaps trophies.

SweetAI Belle
Group Contributor

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On the fourth day of professionalism, Ms. Harshwhinny gave to me,
Four calling cards,
Three tailored pantsuits,
Two freshly sharpened pencils,
and a brand new notebook case.

--Sweetie Belle

Skywriter
Group Admin

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Luckyyyyy.

Skywriter
Group Admin

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FIVE... GOLDEN TROPHIEEES!

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Seven Day Planners

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Eight "DENIED" stampers.

My sides are absolutely gone.

5705875 Ten cups of coffee,

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Eleven pink wool scarves,

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On the twelfth day of professionalism, miss Harshwhinny gave to me,

Twelve ear-rings,
Eleven pink wool scarves,
Ten cups of coffee,
Nine tied-up Dashies,
Eight "DENIED" stampers,
Seven Day Planners,
Six deathly glares,
FIVE... GOLDEN TROPHIEEES!
Four calling cards,
Three tailored pantsuits,
Two freshly sharpened pencils,
and a brand new notebook case.

Skywriter
Group Admin

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On the thirteenth day of Harshmas professionalism...

...what?

5707746

20% more professional. That makes 14 days, 9 hours and 36 minutes.

Skywriter
Group Admin

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So what, she's on the hook for giving us presents that whole time?

5707746
5707988

The extra gifts are only for the adequately professional children. Let's just leave it at "Marry Harshmas, everyone!"

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What about Peculiar children? How would Harshwhinny deal with foals with strange abilities???

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Depends how professionally they use them.

5711914 For the most part prim and proper, as far as I know!

Hold on, shouldn't it be called Harshwarming Eve?

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Only if you're a cartoon horse.

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Aren't we all, deep down inside?

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