http://pixelkitties.deviantart.com/journal/VoteHorse-594236637

'Nuff said.

Make America great again!

Or else.

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"The next step is to sweep all this dust away!"

I don't think I've ever made a serious post on MHIBP before, so please understand that I am breaking character here and saying this in full seriousness:

It is time to weep for our political system when it would literally raise the average level of professionalism to have one major party's candidates debate a cartoon horse.

Instead of, y'know, this. [mildly NSFW news article]

5090088

Cutie Mark Crusaders Presidential Debaters! Yay!

--Sweetie Belle

5090088
You're talking about Twilight challenging Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton to demonstrate whether democratic socialism or a centrist democrat platform is a better political application of friendship, right?

5090088

Holy shit, one of my friends just spoke wistfully about violently silencing the Republicans.

Why is a Harshwhinny fan-obsession forum my last safe haven for sane political discourse?

5090088
I unironically and absolutely agree with you.

5091123
Because we're just. That. Professional.

5091123
Only eight more months of this til the election!

I think it will take all our professionalism to make it.

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D'y'think the forum banner could be changed to display that?

5090088

It is time to weep for our political system when it would literally raise the average level of professionalism to have one major party's candidates debate a cartoon horse.

It wouldn't be the first time—that's assuming Ms. Harshwhinny didn't travel back in time, step through a mirror portal, and take the name Candice Bergen. Hay, it's even the same political party involved!

5091123

Why is a Harshwhinny fan-obsession forum my last safe haven for sane political discourse?

Because either we (a) don't discuss politics, in general, or (b) aren't sane.

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Only 56 more months until the 2020 presidential election!

…which means we're really only about 36-38 months away from the beginning of the next round of public campaigning. I mean, I sometimes find myself dreading that one of the dropouts from this presidential election cycle will announce that he's formed an investigative committee on the feasibility of running in the next cycle—before the election for this cycle has even been held!

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Damnit, I'm so incompetent I can't even ban a user properly. How do you expect me to change the banner?

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5093138

God, I love you guys so much. But not in a gay way or anything.

5093138
We're approaching a political campaign singularity!

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But not in a gay way or anything.

Yeah gotta save that for the horses AMIRITE

(I'm not. Miss Harshwhinny's a mare, and I think joining this group automatically makes her your waifu.)

5101867
Are you kidding? Harshwhinny transcends mere waifu-dom. Joining this group makes her your wife.

Fortunately, in Equestria, interdimensional polyandry is both legal and consummately professional.

5102081
Isn't waifu a type of martial art?

--Sweetie Belle

5102143
Yes. It involves throwing.

5102081
Wait, that means...

OH MY CRAP I FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY

5101816
I think you'll find that your non-gay love is entirely requited!

5102081
Uh, what about folks who are married in this dimension? (cough hack 5102170)

5102965
I'm not sure I get your point. Why would there be a problem? They've proven their evolutionary fitness by meeting this world's qualifications for mate selection.

... Oh, wait, I see. You think they'll monopolize Harshwhinny's time, by virtue of being more qualified partners than us single schlubs?

You're right. We should kill them so there's more Harshwhinny for us.

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Damnit, I'm so incompetent I can't even ban a user properly. How do you expect me to change the banner?

I move that Skywriter be band as Group Admin on the grounds that he can't ban a user!

As well as banned as Group Admin.

And bandaged.

Also, banded.

5102170

OH MY CRAP I FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY

::THWAP::

5103157

Well, I've offered to be an admin here before, but I think 5101715 is still afraid I'm trying to take over everything, which is silly.

I might have admin rights in or run over two dozen groups, including a few of the biggest on fimfiction, but it's not like that means anything...

--Sweetie Belle

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Somehow this conversation turned to murder, and I'm not quite sure how. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Harshwhinny is mare enough for all of us. She is professional enough to schedule time with as many suitors as she can handle; and given earth pony endurance, I suspect that number is quite high.

Also, I have it on good authority that she's po(ny)lygamous.

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5102965

Aw, shit yes. My Waifu for life, man, and she's got enough love grudging tolerance to go around.

/Dan's dreams.

5106528
To pull this conversation back around to the actual thread topic, it's just a matter of making Harshwhinny great again. Not that she ever wasn't, but ... uh ... I'm sure there's some logical argument I can make from that point, especially if I'm allowed to (in the best Trump political tradition) completely ignore reality in order to make my point, but to be honest 5106539's post has completely derailed my train of thought.

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I would totes support your bid for hostile administrative takeover, as long as you could promise that our threads are still allowed to randomly devolve into borderline porn like this. The big problem is that, with you being a (robot) filly, I'm not sure we should be putting those sorts of thoughts in your microprocessors.

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Borderline po...

Ok, if that was actually too inappropriate, i'll delete. I follow rules, as harshwhinny decrees.

5106606
WAIT WHAT NO

I mean yes it is kind of borderline certainly very suggestive but I never meant to say that that was a bad thing

share your waifu

share her

5106593

Borderline porn? Because Ms. Harshwhinny is making him wash his pants?

If I was laying on somepony's lap like that and their pants were stinky, I'd probably want them to remove 'em, too.

--Sweetie Belle

5106693
Never upgrade, SweetAI.

5106606
I'm pretty sure you should take 5106593 's umbrage with the actual stern level of seriousness characteristic to literally all posts ever made on this forum.

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5107085

I thought so, but good to hear.