DAE remember nunchicks b4 cuckward

Here's a fucking stupid story, you guys. If you don't like it, fuck you and stuff.

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Nah. Here's the verdammt clop scene, you crazy man.

301399 Okay, make sure to write a fic about Celestia and Twist fucking.

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I don't think we have much in common.

That said, I have written a human/Celestia fic. I don't know how it really started, and I have no idea how it'll end.

301397 But and going at it hot and heavy would make me cum so much, it would paint the earth white.

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Well... not really, no. What I'm thinking is Celestia does it with a woman.

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Thousands of years of pent-up sexual frustration, yo!

301264 You thinking what I'm thinking? Twist and Celestia do it?

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But Celestia is still sexier. All she has to do is take her regalia off.

301140 But Twist has glasses and glasses are hot.

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Every pony is best pony, but Celestia has grace.

300357 That isn't how you spell Twist.

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Celestia is best pony.

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Penguins with a ball on fire flying in space air.

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Paper made from gunpowder.

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Spaghetti straws of unholyness.

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Spenjellbob Gorbobosh.

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Chocolate rubber duckies.

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Schplurnfelb.

297591 Jimmy Carter.