So I was reading the comments for a fic just now, and I came across this:

Oh dear god, someone should write a parody of My Little Dashie with an actual Max Payne instead of Mister Chronically-Depressed-Human-Protagonist.
inb4 the only change would be the ending turning out the entire thing was Max hallucinating, instead of Dash going home.
And maybe a random, unexplained slow-motion gun fight.

Someone, please do this.

A mocking nod to MLD? With Max Payne?
....
What are we waiting for?

Nah I think Mushashi Tamoe should raise Dashie

653994 what are we waiting for?