Are you Lord Smooze?

I don't know why I am rejoicing, but I'm doing it anyway.

No, fuck you

2597150 Why do you ask?

He hasn't come yet. Only when the purple cookie shines in the moonlight he will arise.

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It's just that you told us to rejoice, so we assumed Lord Smooze had risen to destroy the heretics and save the true believers. You disappoint us.

PS: We held up plenty of purple cookies in the moonlight already. Some of them even shined. It doesn't work.

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Can I touch your hand?

Where is OP?

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You deserve a high-five.

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