JOURNEY TO FEATURED FAME!

By D 'deeze nuts' Distrance

Hmmm... I'm going to need to start off with a basic idea.

Oh, I know! HALO! Everyone loves Halo! Good thing I only have to be 60% creative, or else I'd get winded.

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Title, title.... Hmmm. It needs to be something edgy, deep, thought-provoking...

Halo: Revenge

No, no...

Halo: Insurrection

Nah, not gritty enough...

I GOT IT!

Halo: Rebirth of the Fallen

PERFECT!

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Now, I'm going to have to find a badass picture to lure these eager readers in.

Hmm....

Excellent!

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I'm going to need a lot more than just looks, though!

Description:
After a fierce and fuckin' badass assault on some wimpy, bitch-ass Covenant, Steel Ironfist, an Elite Alpha Squad soldier and his pals crash land on Equestria. Lucky for them though, the ponies gawk at how fuckin' amazing they are, and watch them save the god-damn day from a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED threat that even the princess won't touch with her pussy magic. Join Alpha Sqaud as they take ass, kick names, and spout hilarious one-liners and clever swears!

Suck it, Bungie. I should get paid for this brilliance!

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Now for the finishing toooouches:

Luna ain't got shit on the sun!

Look at this hoe cry!

AWWWW YEAH!

LET'S SEE THIS BITCH IN FULL FORCE!

Wow...

That was...

If I don't see this featured by the time I'm done going MLG on some bitches on my Xbox, I'm going to be very disappointed in you guys.

Comments

[Csquared08]

I'm lol'ing. So hard. Can't stop.

[HyperRandomness]

MUST
LIKE
STORY

[Chaotic Note]

1'M G0NN@ TYP3 TH15 T@ @LL M@H FR13ND5!
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[Hipster Pony Raven Horn]

>Read post
>First instinct is to check if the fic at the end actually exists
>Finds fic isn't there
>Is simultaneously relieved and disappointed
>Is sad at how true this can be sometimes

[Distrance]

This could be equally swapped for every Soldier in Equestria fic.

[azednew]

YOU'RE A DUMB TIT!

[S73]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, this is wayyy too true! Picking though the trash though is my specialty.

[Past Adventures]

I laughed at how accurate this is (at times,) then cried felt bad because I actually used to think like this. Now I don't know if I should be happy or sad.

[Weirdguy]

LOL looking at the tabs make me laugh "You Predictable Fanboys make me want to eat human flesh" haha THAT'S FUCKING GENIUS