Ponyvillication (Californication) · 8:40pm Mar 18th, 2022

I couldn't post this in it's own story, so have a little play on the Red Hot Chili Peppers song Californication.

Psychic spies named Bon Bon try to steal your mind’s elation
And little colts named Button dream of silver screened quotation
And if you want these kinds of dreams it’s Ponyvillication
It’s the edge of the world and all of Equestrian civilization
The sun may rise in the east, at least it’s settled in a final location
It’s known a lot that Canterlot sells Ponyvillication
Pay your princess very well to break the spell of aging
Alicorn wings, are you the same? What is this war you’re waging?
First born unicorn
A brand new swarm
Dream of Ponyvillication
Dream of Ponyvillication
Dream of Ponyvillication
Dream of Ponyvillication
Show me, Luna, show me the moon sooner, show me the sky’s constellations
Alicorns hide their anger inside, a jealous rage from their life’s station
Another thwart, their ruler snorts, it’s Ponyvillication
Friendship is the final frontier but it’s made in a Canterlot basement
And Rara can you hear this song being played across the nation
The Everfree’s not far away, it’s Ponyvillication
Born and raised by those who praise, control the population
Well everypony’s been there and I don’t mean on vacation
First born unicorn
A brand new swarm
Dream of Ponyvillication
Dream of Ponyvillication
Dream of Ponyvillication
Dream of Ponyvillication
Destruction leads to a very rough road but it also breeds creation
And monsters are to a cookie jar, they’re just another good fixation
And Tirek, too, couldn’t save the world from Ponyvillication
Pay your princess very well to break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest, there is no test, but friendship’s what you’re craving?
First born unicorn
A brand new swarm
Dream of Ponyvillication
Dream of Ponyvillication
Dream of Ponyvillication
Dream of Ponyvillication