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thehalfelf


thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

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    To Dream is Divine Update, 5/27

    New Words: 2,338 (31,564 total)
    Chapters Worked On: 12, 13
    Chapter Finished: 12

    I know it isn't my normal update day, but I realized I hadn't said anything in awhile. I'm also sure you guys are about as sick of hearing my excuses for slow writing as I am of writing them, but here we are. Last time was RE8, this time it's a combination of Mass Effect and DnD.

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    To Dream is Divine Update, 5/4

    New Words: 1,910 (28,049 total)*
    Chapter Worked On: 11, 12
    Chapter Finished: 11

    Man, I've gotten really bad at keeping you guys updated, and getting a chapter done a week. It's gotten to difficult to focus with all my other projects floating around.

    In my defense, neither quick nor Qrow have been editing, so I'm not the only slacker here. Not that it makes this better...

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  • 161 weeks
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Dec
10th
2012

And THAT is why I take long showers · 1:25am Dec 10th, 2012

So, people have asked me. "Alex, why do you take such long showers?" and I say "Well, it's because I think really well when I'm in the shower."
Want some proof: prepare yourselves:
[url=Boom]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/66241/The-Last-Hope-of-a-Fallen-Nation
That's right, the basic idea for this story came to me in the shower. I basically wrote the prologue that time around.
I like it.
So, I'm taking one this morning and got another amazing idea. I probably won't write it for awhile, with Last Hope of a Fallen Nation and To Dream is Divine on my plate, not to mention Not All is as Sweet, but just kind of a taste of the awesome think-tank boost that is a shower. Also, opinions would be nice. I like those.

The Warrior of Equestria
It has been a long time. I have been around a long time.
Born to a race only known in legend, trained to be the most efficient and deadly warriors to ever live. Born on a planet to a species so long dead, even the name has fallen from the knowledge of Time himself.
Trained as a battle mage, and equipped with the most advanced technology they had to offer:
A WarTek Universal Communication and Storage Array.
A gunblade, the most powerful weapon known to life itself, perfectly attuned to my fighting style, meaning that no matter how fast or far you run, it won't be enough.
The last of a race claimed by Death eons ago.
This is my story, the story of how a wandering, lost mercenary became the backbone to an entire nation. The story of how the three of us made, controlled, defended, loved, and slaved over this nation of Equestria. The three who watched as it slowly died.
This is my story. The story of The Warrior.

AAAAnyway, I'm off to keep working on chapter 2 of Last Hope of a Fallen Nation, so those who read that don't come to my house and kill me. And if you haven't checked it out, you should.
Like now.
Right now.
Ciao!

-thehalfelf

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