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Melody Song


A Bisexual Pegasus with a talent in writing and singing. I can also do magic-long story. Also, Luna is best Princess and the Wonderbolts are awesome. Change my mind, I dare you.

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Dec
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2021

Stereotypes · 6:49pm Dec 11th, 2021

*Walks in* "Okay, will someone kindly clue me in on what is going on with you lot today?! Everywhere I go there's one of you idiots laughing their bloody arses off!"

"...Fortuna, it's because of your accent."

"What's wrong with my accent?!"

"I think they're laughing because of... well, stereotypes."

"...What?"

"Well, you're pretty much the only one here with a British accent..."

"So?!"

"...Fortuna, what do you call the things burgers come with?"

"Chips, obviously."

"A small house in a set of them that you can rent."

"A flat."

"Warm things you wear in winter, usually knitted."

"Jumper."

"And when you've just left the bar with Pharynx at one in the morning, what do you say to him when he's being crazy?"

"Are you mad or just pissed from having too much to drink at the bar?"

"...Fortuna. You're a walking stereotype."

"Oi! I am not! Has your brain gone on holiday or something?"

"Are you even hearing yourself?"

*Turns her muzzle up* "Forget it, I'm off before you decide that I'm the one who spells words wrong."

"You mean the whole honor, honour debate?"

"Obviously! I'll be out in the garden with a tray of biscuits and pasties for when you decide to stop being mental. Might bring some tea too."

"Fortuna, this is exactly what I'm talking about!"

*Huffs* "You Yanks are just all the same, aren't you?!"

Comments ( 18 )

5615969
Well, the extra "u" would affect the pronunciation too, instead of "on-or" it would be "on-our"

Hehehehehehe

Wait till she finds out about color and colour

5615970
5615969
Reminds me of the whole “pee-can, peh-cawn” debate.

5615971
Heheheh, indeed. Actually, she's aware of that one too, Meta was just using one of the many debates as an example.

"My point still stands! Spell it right ya bloody Yanks!"

5615972
Heheheh

What did you think?

5615973
Okay

5615974
It’s an interesting one. I can kinda see where they’re coming from

5615974
Stop colonizing everything and we’ll consider it, Limey

5615975
Yep. This is canon, by the way. Tuney's a Brit now

5615976
"Oi! Come off it, we don't do that any more!"

5615977
Hm

Oh look, unclaimed land

Oh my gosh Fortuna would be so cool to hangout with! Would Fortuna be friends with a dragoness?

5615989
Why not? She's friends with Ember

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