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Darkhanos


A thoroughly average Joe with an off color sense of humor.

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  • 75 weeks
    RIP Kevin Conroy

    My older brother just called me to inform me that Kevin Conroy, the voice of Batman, passed away. So naturally, this news saddened me.

    Granted, there have been other VAs that played the role of Batman, but to me, Kevin Conroy will ALWAYS be the Dark Knight. As such, I say goodbye to a man that has brought joy to many children's (and us older adults') lives.

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  • 112 weeks
    Elden Ring is Epic

    So far, I'm happy to say that it's met my expectations and more. Granted, I'm still early game so there's much to see and explore. Killed a few bosses so far, and yes, they're pretty challenging. Might've been easier has I chosen a caster, be it Sorceries or Miracles, but that's not my style.

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  • 119 weeks
    Well Damn

    Welp, I tested positive for COVID-19. It's not all bad though. I seem to get past the worst of it pretty quickly, but what's gonna suck is the quarantine for 10 days per my employer's policy.

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  • 120 weeks
    If This Ain't the Damn Truth

    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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  • 120 weeks
    RIP Betty White

    Fuck you, 2021! You just had to give us one last middle finger, didn't you, ya limey fuck?!

    I don't think I have to say how legendary Betty White was, and no matter how hard I try to articulate my words, nothing would ever do her career and her work justice.

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Dec
11th
2021

Why Is A Raven Like A Writing Desk? · 11:48am Dec 11th, 2021

I suppose there can be two answers to this, seeing as it was a riddle meant to have no answer.

1. Because they can both carry a flat note.

And my personal favorite

2. Because both were worked on by Edgar Allen Poe.


Which answer do you guys prefer?

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Comments ( 6 )

I like "Because there's a B in both and an N in neither."

Alternately "I don't understand the question, those are the same thing." :derpytongue2:

"Because both are covered in quills."

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I think you just won the comment of the day! I love it! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowkiss:

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Ah, nice answer! I never considered that answer before, and now I feel kinda dumb for not lol.

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Thing is, Lewis Carroll/Rev. Dodson didn't write that answer. It was written by a fan. Carroll just intended the riddle to be a piece of nonsense.

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Quite so, hence why I mentioned that it wasn't meant to have an answer. Still, I rather enjoy reading such responses. It's pretty entertaining to me :twilightsmile:

My answer? *points at Harry Potter* It's all in the 'claw'.

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