Discord is in trouble. · 1:42am Nov 27th, 2021
Equestria and Earth were at peril. There was a terrible creature corrupted by chaos magic and threatening to destroy everything causing Celestia to be worried and up to her eyeballs in paperwork. Discord knocks onto her Throne Room door, understandably nervous. "You're already this far, Discord; you must keep going; it's too late to feel any regrets."
He knocked as he heard her voice calling, "Come in." He opened up, and she looked over her pile of paperwork to see him and scowled in mild annoyance. "Yes, Discord?"
"Well.. hi there, Celestia. I-I need to talk to you about something."
"What happened?"
"Do you promise not to be angry with me?"
"Yes. Now tell me what happened, Discord, please."
"Well, remember the little tenure before my first imprisonment by you and your sister?"
"Mhmm. Go on."
"Well, at first, I didn't know why this threat was happening until I sat in my thinking chair, and I thought back to that point, then it dawned onto me what happened. Then I remembered what I did back then."
"Where is this going, Discord?"
"Well… I may or may not have been responsible for releasing chaos-fueled artifacts through the multiverse without knowing what would happen. Now in hindsight, I understand why that was a horrible idea, and one of those artifacts was in the form of a candy bar- chocolate, to be exact." He cringed under her gaze "Y-You're not mad at me?"
"No, Discord. No, I'm not."
"Phew. That's a relief; for a second there, I thought that you'd be livid with me-" Suddenly, the doors burst open, and a brilliant light showed through as an explosion threw Discord's body out like a ragdoll. He pushed himself up against the rear wall of the hallways as she stormed out to confront him.
"You what?!" Celestia bellowed using her Royal Canterlot Voice.
"Please, don't. You promised that you wouldn't be angry with me." Then, she turned to be smug from being furious.
"No, Discord. I'm not angry because I have just the solution for you." She said darkly, with an evil chuckle.
"Oh, dear. Why do I feel I'd prefer to be a lawn ornament over this?"
"No! You cannot do this to me! I don't want to go in there. Not in that other world where he's in. I'm sorry for making him into a super-powered chaos creature of destruction." Both Celestia and Luna were pushing Discord into the mirror to the human world as he held onto the mirror's edges for dear life. "T-This is cruel and unusual punishment, Celestia, even for someone like me."
"Nonsense, Discord. You created this mess; it's only fair that we make you fix this mess."
"N-Nooo-" Discord was pushed into the portal as it reformed back into the solid glass of the mirror itself.
"He's not going to survive in there, is he, Sister?"
"No, Lulu. He is not, and at this point, I am beyond caring."
this bit goes so well with the chapter I am writing currently
This is a total XD! “Oh dear. Why do I get the feeling that I’d prefer to be a lawn ornament over this?”
“No! You cannot do this to me! I don’t want to go in there. Not in that other world where he’s in. I’m sorry for making him into a super-powered chaos creature of destruction.” Both Celestia and Luna were pushing Discord into the mirror to the human world as he was holding on for dear life. “T-This is cruel and unusual punishment, Celestia.”