MLP Incorrect Quotes #8 · 1:38am Nov 6th, 2021

“Celly. Hero loves you.”

“So I’ve heard.”

“So… will you go ou’ with him?”

“Absolutely not.”

“Please Cellyyyyy!”

“I’m sorry, Apex, but no.”

“You don’ un’erstand wha’ you’e doin’!”

“I’m saying no to going out with the guy who has a huge, slightly creepy crush on me.”

“No, he’s holdin’ my chocola’e hos’age ‘til I ge’ you to ‘gree to go ou’ with him! Celly, PLEASE!”

Faculty Meeting at the School of Friendship

“I have to leave early, so sorry everyone.”

“Lemme guess, Gallus and Smolder again?”

*Sighs* “Yes. Thank Celestia for Ocellus’ good influence, without her I wouldn’t have any free time at all.”

~Meanwhile, in the library~

“So you’re saying Melody knows a spell that will turn Orchid Gleam and her cronies’ dumb outfits any color in the rainbow?”

“Yeah! I know exactly which ones will clash with their coats too! I was thinking tomorrow at lunch-”

“Absolutely not!”

“Aw, come on Celly! It’s gonna be harmless!”

“You will not be turning their clothes every single color you can imagine.”

“Not when there’s a spell that will make them see through.”

*Two years old* “I want Tuney!”

“Don’t you mean mommy?”

“No! Tuney! I want Tuney!”

*Sitting nearby laughing*

*Exasperated* “I’m your mother!”

“No! Tuney mommy!”

“No, I’m mommy.”

“Tuney!”

*Sighs and runs out, grabbing Fortuna and dragging her in, glaring at her* “Listen, Fortuna, you stole my child. I’ll get the adoption paperwork and maybe ones for Thorax while I’m at it. Pharynx still refers to him as ‘broder’ and you’re his ‘Tuney mommy’ and apparently I’m just the dumbass that gave him life. Congratulations, you’ve officially ruined my master plan.”

“Are you being serious?”

*Turns to Pharynx* “Mommy.”

“No! Tuney mommy!”

*Looks back at Fortuna* “There you go, homewrecker.”

“Oh, cool! Phary actually listened!”

“Wait, YOU DID THIS?!”

“I am not cute, Morphy.”

“Sure you are, Griffy, with your fluff, and your eyes, and your nose…”

“I turn into a murderous Wendigo when I get hungry, that’s not cute.”

“Cutest Wendigo I’ve ever seen.”

“Met many Wendigos, Morphs?”

“Not any others I like to fu-”