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Melody Song


A Bisexual Pegasus with a talent in writing and singing. I can also do magic-long story. Also, Luna is best Princess and the Wonderbolts are awesome. Change my mind, I dare you.

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Oct
21st
2021

MLP Incorrect Quotes #1 · 4:00pm Oct 21st, 2021

What if the rest of the Fangs all knew about Pharynx’s crush on Hive and they collectively (minus Hive) came up with passwords for their secret base to torture Phar?

Robotic Voice: Password?

*sigh* “Hivehunter has the prettiest eyes.”

~The Next Day~

Robotic Voice: Password?

*Huff* “Pharynx loves Hivehunter with all his heart.”

~The Next, Next Day~

“Okay guys, what’s the new password?”

All the others: “I wish Hivehunter would blow me.”

“I DRAW THE LINE HERE!”


“So, I hear Gallus is seeing someone now.”

“Yeah, I know.”

“He’s never mentioned her before, I wonder-”

“Did you just say ‘her’?”

“Yes, why?”

*Laughing uncontrollably*

”I-I don’t think I’ve ever heard you laugh, Tempest.”

“Well the fact that you think it’s a girl is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”


”Hey Smolder, could you hold my sweater for a minute? I’ll be right back.” *leaves*

*Looks at the sweater* “This is Ocellus’?”

“This is mine.”


Smolder, Gallus, Sandbar, and Silverstream: Come up with a long and elaborate plan to escape a locked room

”See guys? We are so incredibly clever.”

*Opens the door*

“...How did you do that?”

“It wasn’t locked.”

“...Right.”

“Hang on. All of you in one cell and none of you thought to try the door?”

“It should have been locked.”

Comments ( 16 )

Ooh, incorrect quotes

5598531
I mean, those are the skits, just with MLP characters

5598550
It’s kinda what incorrect quotes are. They’re quotes taken straight from existing sources, like films and cartoons, and the characters are replaced.

5598552
Well, maybe it is then

5598558
Either way, this is nice. I like it.

5598559
Thanks!

Got a favorite of these?

5598574
Hmm… Probably the one with Smolcellus

I like the one with those “I love Hivehunter” passwords. Makes me laugh.

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