The Next Adventure · 5:35pm Oct 4th, 2021
The next chapter may take a bit to come out. For the last few days, I have been brainstorming what will be the adventure in the Mario-verse, and I got ideas after ideas. Now, I'm working on it, wanting the result to be a good successor to the Mario and Luigi saga.
Here's at least the prologue to make you wait.
In an unknown part of the world, in an unknown desert.
Two men advanced under the heat of the sun. The fattest one, surprisingly, wasn't bothered by it, but his thinner, taller companion had trouble advancing, using some cane to walk while breathing and sweating heavily.
"Are we there yet?" the thin man asked, taking off his purple cap with a yellow "Γ" symbol in a white circle before using a sleeve of his purple shirt to wipe some sweat from his forehead. The man was also wearing black overalls, white gloves with the same "Γ" symbol, and orange shoes. His main characteristic was his narrow face with pointed ears and a pointy, thin mustache coming from a big pink nose.
"Almost," the fat one answered as he looked down at a map. He was wearing a similar outfit to the thin man, excepted that his cap and his shirt were yellow, the cap having a "W" symbol instead of the "Γ" (same on the gloves) and the shirt having short sleeves, his overalls was purple, and his shoes were green. His ears were less pointy, but his pink nose was bigger with a longer zigzagging mustache and he had a big double-chin. Under the fat of his arms, muscles could be seen.
Before long, they reached a cliff that surrounded a large, empty valley.
"We have arrived."
"Finally... I thought that I would die..."
"Stop complaining. You should be happy that I let you tag along for once," the fat man said before he looked down and used his foot to move some sand on the ground, revealing a small round hole. He then grabbed from one of his pockets on his overalls some kind of stone medallion with a triangle sculpted on it with a single eye at the center and placed it in the hole.
Suddenly, the earth began to shake before a huge pyramid came out of the ground in the middle of the valley, easily over 500 feet tall and close to a mile at the base which was a pentagon. The pyramid was made of black stones, and had the same triangle than on the medallion on each of its sides.
Stairs then came out of the cliff, leading down to the valley.
The fat man grinned as he admired the pyramid.
"Waaahahahahahaaa!!! The pyramid of Cankentriops! Finally! Now, Cankentriops' legendary treasure will be mine!"
The thin man stared at the other. "You mean 'us', right Wario?"
Wario waved dismissively at him. "Yeah yeah, Waluigi. You will have your part. Now, let's go."
A few minutes later, they were just in front of the entrance of the pyramid, looking at a big stone door blocking it. Waluigi grabbed a small, living bomb on feet from one of his pockets and threw it at the door, the bomb exploding on it. The door was destroyed by the explosion, letting the duo enter.
Almost as soon, as they advanced in a long, narrow corridor, small stone golems with pyramidal heads (with pentagonal bases like the actual pyramid) came and attacked them, but Wario easily destroyed them with his fists while Waluigi simply cowered behind him.
At the end of the corridor, they reached a room with a large gap and several platforms floating above it, some of them moving. At the other side was a door and two switch that Wario guessed opened the door and created a bridge. Instead of jumping on the platform, the fat man grabbed his companion by the legs and threw him at the other side.
A little two strongly as Waluigi hit the door head first. With a "Waaah..." the poor guy was rubbing his nose.
"Hurry up and activate the bridge!" Wario shouted.
Waluigi got up and did so, the first switch making the platforms form a bridge and the second switch making the door rise. Wario then joined the thin man before they both continued.
Three more doors followed, the switches hidden this time. The first one was on a ledge, and Waluigi had to jump on Wario's shoulders to reach it. The second was in a stone block that Wario destroyed with his fist. And the third one was in an alcove above a gap that Waluigi reached by throwing another bomb, this time using a tennis racket to send it far enough.
The path was then blocked by more of these stone golems, this time using large stone shields to form walls to stop them.
"Eheheh. If they think that this will stop me..." Wario said before he took off his cap and replaced it by an helmet with horns. He then dashed at the walls of stone shields and smashed right through them before he put back his cap.
The duo then finally entered an antechamber with another, bigger door. The room was guarded by a much bigger golem, easily three times taller than Waluigi.
"The treasure must be behind! Come on Waluigi, we will turn this guy into rubble and get it! Let's go!"
Waluigi hesitated a bit, but eventually got a determined look before he grabbed his racket and another bomb. "Oki doki!!"
Wario began the fight by charge shoulder first at the golem, hitting the legs and making it topple so they could now reach its head. Waluigi immediately sent a bomb at it before he approached it and gave it several kicks at the same time than Wario punched it. The golem eventually began to charge energy at the eye in the center of the face of the pyramid that faced the duo, and the two quickly moved back before they avoided the laser coming out of it. The golem then got back up and went to punch Wario, only for the fat man to counter it with his own punch, pushing it back. The golem decided to attack Waluigi then, but the thin back avoided the punch by jumping before landing on the arm. He then ran on it until reaching the golem's shoulder before he attacked the head with his racket. The golem quickly attempted to hit him, but he jumped away before it could.
Wario then charged again at the golem's legs, making it topple again, and the two attacked the head like before until the golem fired a laser again before it got back up. This time, it smashed the ground, sending a shockwave above which the duo jumped before Wario charged at the legs and made the golem topple yet again.
This time, they managed to destroy the head before the golem could get up, and the golem collapsed, leaving behind a switch.
"Wahahahahahaaa!"
"Yeah! Yeah! Waluigi number one!"
The duo shouted in victory before they did a high five, Wario putting too much strength and making Waluigi spin.
Wario then activated the switch, making the door glow with the same triangle symbol before it lowered into the ground.
The room behind it was totally plunged in darkness, and suddenly, out of it came something that charged at Wario. The fat man barely had time to shout in surprise before whatever it was entered his body.
Waruigi recovered from the sudden spin Wario's high five made him do and looked at his now immobile companion.
"A problem, Wario?" he asked.
Wario then slowly turned to look at him, grinning widely and revealing his now black eyes.
"No," he said. "Everything is perfect."
Then, out of the darkness came hundreds of ghostly beings that swarmed the room.
"WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Mario & Luigi
The Call Of Crakkthulx
Now that looks fine,can’t wait for what going to come
And while we are on it,there is little more or less tweny-Four Hours left before the last Smash Character comes around!Im so hyped!!any Bets Gentlemens?
5591602
I'm really hoping for Rayman or Crash Bandicoot.
another adventur that goes wrong because of the greed of the wario brothers (mainly wario) keeps them in trouble.
I bet he ignore the mortal danger or curse ads that he only thinks he'll have treasure.
5591780
Or Wario just thinks that he can punch the curse. Until now, it worked well in the Wario Lands.
The important question though...
When will it be WALUIGI TIME!?
5591801
maybe but not all curse are in solid form.
5591810
Soon, maybe.
5591828
Well... This curse doesn't have a solid form, but it still can be punched, like the final boss of Wario Land 4. He was just taken by surprise.
5591605
Well sorry,it’s neither.but the one that they add still pretty cool!
5591956
Reminder to Lucar that Sora is pretty comprehensively separated from the rest of his setting so you don't actually need to include any part of Kingdom Hearts' plot. He can just sort of arbitrarily fall into the story by himself, potentially Keyblade-first into one of Tabuu's wings to replace the Sonic thing.
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Or I have another occasion from which I could include Sora and the whole KH-verse: just after KH2, and before KH3D. If I don't go too deep into the universe and its mysteries, then I shouldn't have that many problems.