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MlpHero


Where headcanon becomes absurd and canon absurder

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  • 7 weeks
    Canon+ Lore Dump 1: Bolt-Throwers and Magi-Throwers

    Information:
    Bolt-Throwers are a new weapon, introduced in my headcanon. Bolt-Throwers are loaded with… well, bolts, which are essentially big nails.

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  • 7 weeks
    I should really make a come back here

    Gotta do my redemption arc lmao

    The next BFR chapter is at 1670 words. It's coming

    It's just my tism has me working on like

    8 different stories lmao

    I might start dropping Canon+ stuff tho. Mainly lore dumps

    I'm also working on the cover art so yippeeeeeee

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  • 15 weeks
    Not Dead Yet. Surprisingly

    So uh… where the fuck have I been?

    So as some of you know, I don’t log onto Fimfic that much anymore, unless it’s to update a story (I might change that, but Fimfic doesn’t seem to get a lotta traction anymore-)

    So what’s up? Where are the stories? Why am I dead?

    Well, it’s mostly because I’m not particularly smart. Basically, I have a *bunch* of side projects I’ve started working on.

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  • 26 weeks
    New Blue Fang chapter out

    Gods above, I really gotta get a schedule or something.

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  • 36 weeks
    Current Projects

    This is a list of ongoing or planned projects

    Firstly, I have a new saga that’s not MLP!

    Introducing

    Journeys

    This is a new fic series based on a Pokémon AU I’ve had for some time now, but it’s out now on Ao3! Two chapters so far, but many more to come!

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Apr
3rd
2021

Shower · 5:24pm Apr 3rd, 2021

Blight stared at the weird object hanging over the tub of Stinger’s bathroom. She looked at Stinger, who smiled.

“It’s okay Blight, the thing don’t hurt. Just step in and I’ll do the rest.”

She nodded and hesitantly stepped in. As soon as Stinger turned on the shower, Blight began hissing and hopped out and scampered away from the bathroom.

“Sooo... try again tomorrow?”

A towel hit Stinger in the face.

“Right...”

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Comments ( 25 )

But it’s just water.

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“B-Blight can’t swim...”

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You don’t need to.

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She scampers away again

5489474
“Alright, time to get some anesthesia.”

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“Maybe. I still think anesthesia is the way to go.”

5489478
“Yep. Now I see why Dagger has a drug addiction. Welp, time for the anesthesia.”

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Maybe she really is a cat. Perhaps she just hates water in general.

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“Yep. And it’s not like I’m trying to sleep with her.”

5489484
As I said

She is cat

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Yep

Or the more

Awkward questions

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Next thing you know, she’ll be asking where babies come from.

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“Damnit guys, I’m already imagining it...”

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“Have at it.”

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