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Jaelommiss


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  • 539 weeks
    The Beast

    In arctic North on frozen wind,
    There was a thing that blood made grin.

    It searched and looked, but could not find,
    Another of its lonely kind.

    And so it left its snowy home,
    In desp'rate search to find its own.

    But then it found in southern land,
    Delightful food so far from bland.

    Upon four legs the prey would trot,
    Until in fear they would be caught.

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  • 539 weeks
    Finally getting back to writing

    Good evening all,

    I know it's been a long time since you've last heard from me. Believe me that I wanted to get back here sooner. Mostly I've been held back by my health. But in good news, I have finally returned to writing. That's right. After over a year with nothing new I am again going to have new stories.

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  • 562 weeks
    I'm back!!

    As the title puts plainly, I am back from my trip. Yes, yes, I know I said it would be two years. Hold up a half moment and listen.

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  • 594 weeks
    Farewell, wherever you fare, till your eyries receive you at the journey's end!

    Evening, all. This will be my last blog post for two years. I know I said that a few days ago in my last post, but this time I really mean it. I leave in half an hour and won't have another chance to write.

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    3 comments · 533 views
  • 595 weeks
    It's almost here and I'm almost gone!

    Evening all, Jaelo here for one last blog post. At least the last one for a couple years. It's been nice knowing you, but I'm heading away for a couple years and won't have access to a computer for a while.

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Dec
1st
2012

Update on Story and General Week Drama · 2:02am Dec 1st, 2012

Okie Dokie, everypony. This week has been a bit of a mess for me, but I've rolled with the punches and it's weekend time now. And that means pony time. Looking forward to watching Trixie cream Twilight, claim the Element of Magic and go generally awesomesauce on Ponyville.

More importantly, I have had some of my story edited. Big thank you to the as-of-yet unnamed editor. Expect a pair of kittens under your X-man (edit: I think I meant X-mas) tree this year. Okay, I know I said I wouldn't reveal anything, but I'm kinda excited and my fans (all six of you!) deserve it. Here goes... Breath in, breath out. In. Out. In. Out. Here we go! "So ***** and ***** are both the result of UNNAMED SUPER-SPELL?"

There ya go! That came courtesy of a private message from my editor. Sorry for the leak, but that was the best way to describe it.

Oh dear. Looks like some censoring managed to get in the way there. Can't do anything about it, so I'll leave it there.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an edit button to go hide.

Jaelo, Out!






I know I was going, but then I realized I hadn't left any pics or vids for you. I present to you my newest desktop image!

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Comments ( 24 )

557193

I was going to ask you to explain (because I'm terrible at understanding .gifs), but then I remembered how vague my entire post was.

557349

That really doesn't help. I'm as stupid as a rock when it comes to non-word communications. Even things like speech patterns and tone mess me up.

Me not understanding stuff makes Princess Woona cry. Do you want to make Woona cry?

i.pinger.pl/pgr399/d482f82f000f026a501980a6/51298+-+animated+crying+emotional_warfare+filly+luna+woona.gif

557409

Please excuse me while I drive an iron spike through my Cerebral Cortex. Twice.

557426

What was that and why do I feel like IQ points escaped out the back of my head for watching it? Meh. Doesn't really matter. It's brain pokin' time!
The following with likely be written by my spasming face as it collapses on the keyboard.

awshjk'[pouj6tyh5rgf4r5ftyujhgftrtgfgt5rgf 6gt7ygu tgu vbbbbbbbbwdcvbnm ikjn

557464

I was severely tempted to not answer, just to make my last statement seem slightly less false. Then I realized that I would be making light of suicide and that makes me a bad pony.

And I don't want to waste the last 5 mins of my laptop battery doing nothing.

557485

Screw computers. I'll buy myself a tablet and dictate for someone else to write my awesome fics.

557488 :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

I'd go for the second one; I can't go without my computer. Besides, like it matters to me.

557493

I was about to reply, but then my laptop ran out of battery. Had to go get the power cord. A whole flight of stairs away.

And that's why I am willing to give up my computer: you don't need to recharge girls between uses.

557515

And thus a clopfic was born.

557527

I just had the horrible thought of someone skipping to the end of the comments without reading all of them.

I also don't write clop. Amend my last to 'And thus a clopfic could be born'.

557544

Again with the images w/o words?

557558

:faceho

No! Must resist!

557566

What is this? I don't even...

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