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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Dec
2nd
2020

Bad role models. · 6:04am Dec 2nd, 2020

Ever have someone do something awful to you that completely screwed you over, but somehow the act made you respect their wit just a lil’ bit more?

Never liked getting fucked, but I always appreciate a good fucking.

Comments ( 2 )

This sounds like a story.

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Yes, but not mine to tell~
In other words ask on Discord in a DM.

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