I want to share something with you · 3:40am Nov 4th, 2020
This song basically sums up my efforts to piss. Which are mostly futile and pointless.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
This song basically sums up my efforts to piss. Which are mostly futile and pointless.
Every time I take a shit, I have to use lamaze breathing, various methods like pre shitting, a risky move that could lead to me pooping myself, but due to constipation has never lead to that.
Praying, and hoping the farts blast the blockage into smaller chunks.
I needed this song in my life.
I can't imagine trying to piss like this though. My god.
At least you haven't lost your sense of humor.
I've felt your pain brother - and would never want to feel it again.