2020, would you please leave us alone?

So I wake up and then get absolutely bodied with a flood of news. We've had enough October Surprises to last several election cycles already and it's barely even October! What comes next? What is the world coming to? Politics have gotten so insane that we have just had enough news for several weeks compressed into a single day. There is so much important stuff going on and so much bullshit that's it's really difficult to keep up with all this chaos! I deeply dread what awaits all of us in the next few weeks, not even counting the election itself. I swear, 2020 is going to take years off of my life. I just want to a break from this year, maybe could we distort spacetime and add another month onto the year?

“There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen.” — Lenin

Comments

[thatotherotherguy]

maybe could we distort spacetime and add another month onto the year?

Do we really have to go through an additional month of this year?

[Luminous Grace]

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Ideally, a month with little to nothing going on, for a break. Would be nice. With our luck though, it would end up just extending the insanity of this year.