Laws of Equestria · 2:40am Sep 2nd, 2020

So.................. for all that I have actually looked around for, I haven't seen any laws listed for Equestria, so I thought I'd make my own list, and everyone and anyone is free to suggest some other laws that I might add. Here's my list so far:

1. It's Pinkie Pie. Don't question it.
2. The Princesses are always right.
3. Friendship is Magic.
4. The Moon Is Made of cheese.
5. He or she who passes gas, travels at the back of herd.
6. The Night shall be respected, always.
7. Asking the Princesses for their hoof in marriage is forbidden. They must ask you for yours.
8. All Guards must be honored.
9. Cake is to be eaten after every meal.
10. Cadence is best foalsitter.
11. Twilight is best Aunt.
12. Apples are always crunchy and delicious.
13. All Gems must be inspected by Rarity, before being put on shelves for sale.
14. Dark magic is forbidden to be used in Equestria.
15. No one is to ask of the Princesses of the other Alicorns some claim to spot in Equestria.
16. Never come between Discord and His Fluttershy.
17. The Princesses can adopt anyone they choose into the royal family.
18. Nightmare Moon always dictates what is an acceptable offer of candy, and what is not enough, that will in turn to get you gobbled up.
19. Cheese and Pie parties are always fun.
20. Spike is best dragon.
21. All those who threaten the Princesses' live shall receive a stone imprisonment for however long they deem worthy.