Well, time to return to the well of sin

So now that my life has been fucked over by corona, let's write about someone else getting fucked!

How's that for a return statement? Anyway, yeah, I kind of abandoned this account after getting stuck on chapter 4, then I got a real job and started writing stuff I might get paid for. But hey look, suddenly I have a lot of free time on my hands, so I might as well finish this thoroughly shameless piece of garbage that might generously be called a "story". Chapter 4's getting reworked, which I hope means "better than it would've been".