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  • 107 weeks
    I wrote something on Offprint!

    I'm no longer limited to just one site to write fiction on! Yay!


    If you like SCP or just want to see Discord get described in an unusual way, then this is the story for you!

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  • 110 weeks
    Christmas Eve / Sarajevo 12/24

    It's a good song.

    Merry Christmas!

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  • 119 weeks
    <insert title here>

    Figured I should boost this blog up. If you have some money to spare, consider donating to this person as an option.


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  • 120 weeks
    One Year Later...

    Has it really been a year since FiM wrapped up? Where did all that time go?

    Why have I only published those three things in that time? Where did my spark go, the one I had back in 2018 and 2019? All those electronic pages stored on the cloud, birthed by the inspiration of the mind, collecting electronic dust as time marches on.

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  • 121 weeks
    October 10th

    Lots of things happened on this day.

    In 732, Frankish king Charles Martel defeated an Umayyad army at the Battle of Tours.

    In 1846, Triton, Neptune's largest moon, was discovered by English astronomer William Lassell.

    In 1928, Chiang Kai-Shek became the Chairman of the Republic of China.

    In 1970, Fiji gained it's independence from the United Kingdom.

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It's The 4th of July! · 3:46pm Jul 4th, 2020

So for those who are American, happy American Independence Day! For those who aren't American, happy Day! For those who are British, see below:

We hold these truths to be self evident, that America is the best country in America and probably the world, that burgers and fries are infinitely superior to fish and chips, and that tea tastes best when brewed in Boston Harbor. That the British Isles have no business running our affairs from an ocean away, and that, when you think about it, they are really just an uppity part of France.

Therefore, we declare that today is Independence Day. What are you going to do about it?

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Comments ( 4 )

that burgers and fries are infinitely superior to fish and chips

That's the only bit in that statement that I agree with.

Also, how dare you compare us to France (even though I like the French)!

William the Conqueror was French, and every English/British monarch ever can trace their ancestry back to him, the medieval Kingdom of England used a dialect of French in law and administration, English common law still uses a lot of French terms, and the kings of England/Great Britain claimed the French throne until 1801.

Admit it, Britain's just another part of France. :rainbowlaugh:


Ah, but before William the Conqueror, there were the Anglo Saxons and...maybe the Celts. Plus, French isn't the only language used in English common law (I think). There might be some Latin phrases in there.

that America is the best country in America and probably the world,

Canada: Oh, that's hilarious! Don't get ahead of yourself..

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