I need insults...

I'm searching for insults for Doctor Doom to say. Among those who would be regularly insulted is the character Hans who stuck in Doom's mind. The more clever and funny the better.

Any website with insults might help as well if you know of any! Or just post one in the comments!

Comments

[duckmagee]

. I am more than amused by the prospect of a battle of wits ... though I fear that with you as an opponent... the struggle might well be brief

Permit me to salute your courage, A pity you have not the power to match it!

My apologies. Making sure no harm will come to others is relatively new to me

My greatest flaw. I surround myself with idiots

Consider that your one stroke of luck. You may now have minutes to live instead of seconds

[Zeta warrior 16]

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Check hear and you may find some

[Jason Monroe]

Well I certainly wasn't expecting to meet someone with even more muscles than the Hulk. A shame that you have even less brains than him. (Applejack)

You're just like Deadpool; talkative and repulsive. (Pinkie Pie)

Oh look. Someone with more ego than Johnny. I didn't think that a being like you existed. (Rainbow Dash)

It's a shame that your wits and strength do not match your looks. Then again you look like something the cat dragged in, so maybe it's for the best. (Rarity)

I would break your spine, but you don't even have any backbone. (Fluttershy)

I didn't think that there was anyone more foolish than Reed Richards, but you have defied all odds by challenging a god. (Twilight)