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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 8 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 22 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

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  • 26 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 35 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Apr
1st
2020

The March 2020 Patreon Polls are Revealed! · 1:19pm Apr 1st, 2020

Yeah, 2020 has been a pretty insane year so far, but that's not keeping me from doing my usual work! Fortunately for myself, I still have what's considered an "Essential job," so I've been able to keep my writing schedule on-track without much issue. And because of that, I haven't had much issue when it came to the results of March's Patreon Polls.

The first winner is from my Patreon Commission Story poll, which amassed a total of 103 total votes! The top two poll entries were off by only TWO points, with the runner-up being a ChryArmorDance story that gained 16 votes total. As for the winner, I am very glad to present:

Discord Ruins Many Marriages With Gayness [by Tom] - Discord hypnotizes many stallions in Ponyville to make them gay & horny for each other~

Welp, I guess I'm gonna be writing some more Meta-Discord for smutty fun! Honestly, there's a good chance I might write this story with the same tone as my 69th clopfic, which I did in a very self-aware and meta way; but for right now, I'm still pondering how to write out this prompt, so any suggestions in the comments would be fine. ;)


Now then, the second poll I hold on my Patreon is a randomizer raffle, in which Patrons from my top two tiers are able to submit various entries for characters, settings, and kinks/fetishes. Ten entries have been submitted by patrons for each category this month (except for setting, which only has 8), and the random number generator I used got me an interesting array of picks:

God damn, three Zootopia stories in a row!? I mean, I like the movie a lot, don't get me wrong, but this is ridiculous! :P
But at the same time, this is Easter month, so Judy Hopps is probably the best character to write for April. Either way, you can be sure to find this story being uploaded on FurAffinity and SoFurry sometime this month. ;)


Well, since it's the beginning of the month, let me post some other quick updates as well:

1.) My efforts in revising Brushed Away are still going strong, and I recently got my proofreading efforts up to Chapter 26! The updates can be read right now, so rest assured that things are continuing to move forward. With that being said though, I'm always open to taking in more proofreaders if anyone is interested in helping out. ;)
2.) I know that things have been going crazy in the world right now, but I feel that the most important thing we can have is communication. If anyone is interested, I have an official Twitter page worth following, which I tend to keep SFW on the most part.
3.) Also, despite still having an "Essential Job" in my city, I have no idea how much longer that'll last. I work in a hotel as a night auditor, and business has been really dead. So just in case things go south for my career, please consider helping me out through either Patreon, Paypal, or Ko-Fi.

Comments ( 1 )

Ok a test of your writing skills would’ve been Discord (mlp) bachelor auction and dommed by Discord. Discord makes a clone to buy himself at a bachelor auction.

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