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RarityEQM


Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

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  • 176 weeks
    Here and back again

    Things are rough my darlings.

    Its a cold, rainy morning. My favorite kind. No snow. No slush. I adore this. Even more so that I am under a heavy quilt.

    I'll write more when I wake up I think...

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  • 180 weeks
    A story in three parts

    And home. Well. I'm not dead. Fancy that. Whatever the pain is, it's not my kidneys. Which is as baffling as it is reassuring. I very much am grateful of course, but...also...wtf darling. They handed me some pills and told me to get some rest. They plugged me up with all kinds of machines which will cost and a leg, but I'm home, and my kidneys are okay. And I'm alive for another day. So darlings,

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  • 180 weeks
    The room

    31. Thats the number they gave me. Thats where I am. Room 31.

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  • 180 weeks
    This art, this life

    Has...has it been a month already? I suppose it has been. More than that, even. How are you my darling little ponies? I've missed you. And writing. And having a properly functioning laptop that can handle little things like opening up an internet browser and loading writing programs.

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  • 186 weeks
    Darlings...

    As you were. Oh, yes. Rarityeqm tis alive....sort of. Only sort of, these days. Mostly, I sleep. During the day. Restless, horrid sleep that does ever so little to stave off your wretched thirst for the sun. I'm drowning in darkness, my darlings. Tis cold here, in the wee hours of the morning. Behind me, my television muted. My coffee mug lovingly kissed and caressed the pot still bubbling across

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Feb
29th
2020

Role play · 4:30pm Feb 29th, 2020

I've been pretty busted lately. No ideas have been flowing. Some personal issues in life are keeping me from pursuing my counselor dream and ultimately I'm just stuck in a bit of a rut. For the moment, at least.

I did come up with a silly little notion, yesterday. Something I'd make into a story, if I could, but doesn't quite lend itself to that. Twilight, sexually frustrated, ends up creating role play in Equestria. I mean, there isn't internet there, or anything, so she writes steamy letters. I'm just imagining Derpy coming by, handing Twilight a letter and she goes scrambling up to her room. She climbs into bed, gets comfy, opens it up and reads:

i tuch ur horn

The mispelling makes this extra tragic

Twilight sighs before rushing to her desk to write her three page steamy response.

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Comments ( 3 )

Well, you have the title right there for the story, should you decide to pen it up. "I tuch ur horn"

That really does sound like a great story concept! I could see Twilight writing under a pen name and getting famous, all while being sexually frustrated. The, getting found out and going bonkers about Celestial finding out.

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