• Member Since 2nd Dec, 2018
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IDontWatchMLP


I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

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  • 220 weeks
    Important Update

    Hey guys. So, I'm putting my newest story on hiatus until further notice. I have quite a bit of stuff going on in my life right now, and important work that needs to be done.

    Hopefully by the time I come back, I'll bring chapter 3 of my story with me.

    Talk to you later.

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  • 221 weeks
    Good Morning!

    Anything interesting happen while I was gone?

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    Caption Thi- ...never mind.

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Jan
19th
2020

Caption This #4 · 2:50pm Jan 19th, 2020

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Comments ( 8 )

"Sir, put down the banjo and step away."

They may take our children and our wives, but they will never take OUR BANJOES!

*Playing banjo*

“Hey, you got a license for that?!”

“You’ll never take me alive!”

“Bidap bid ba cotten eye joe! I’ve been married long time ago! Where did you come from, where did ya go? Where did you come from cotton eye joe?!”

“Sir, step away from the banjo.”

Cop1: "Sir, he's got a banjo!"

Cop2: "Bring out the guitar!"

He's too dangerous to be kept alive!!

Rednecks at their finest.

That guy you find in Call of Duty who plays his music so all on his team can hear him.

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