Happy New Year! The Dirty Little Contest · 10:35pm Jan 2nd, 2020
So the impossible happened and there was a bluepost about a clopfiction contest. That's not something you see every day so I decided, sure why not? It's been ages since I've written anything and I need fresh inspiration. So I'm going to be entering a story with lesbian futanari centered around a pony I haven't really talked about before that I'd built concepts around way back in 2016 for my work on Foolers Rush In. No ETA on when I'll finish it but it can't be longer than 10,000 words so this will be like walking across the street for me.
The guy hosting it is none other than that guy who wrote the story that featured for like a million years on the front page: Keep Him Busy. I don't recommend it, to be honest. To me there's too much fetish and too little logic to gird the story's hull from waves of immersion-breaking doubt. A Firesight piece it is most definitely not. Hell, maybe I'm just too old and a Boomer at heart, who knows. But this isn't a blog reviewing someone else's work it's just a heads-up that I'm still out there and kicking and still going to write in 2020.
Regarding the contest itself which you can learn more about by following that link in the first paragraph, the guy is asking completely normal dudes to post their own work which is sure to bloat the number of entries into the hundreds of not thousands which makes me think he's just getting his name more out there than it already is to drive new commissions to his Patreon. I'm not one to judge a man for making money selling porn on the internet so I wish him all the best. At any rate, if you're reading this give the contest a try. He's offering award money if that's something you care about and who knows, maybe you'll get noticed by senpai and you too can start charging people money for equine erotica. I'll settle for a bit of relevance after years of stagnation since abandoning human/pony clopfiction.
Here's hoping this year is better than the last! Happy New Years everyone!
Use it to troll. It will be funny.
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I think a lot of people are going to do that. The announcement thread had a lot of neighsayers with very upvoted comments.