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I am an Anti-Brony, I hate MLP, so why am I here? Read this...! https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/769267/if-im-an-anti-brony-why-am-i-on-this-site

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Dec
25th
2019

A Friend Indeed (REVIEW) · 1:43am Dec 25th, 2019

Just using this another example of what I Do/do not like, approve of or want to see when I write.

LP: 8000

Pinkie's kind of exercises to me are embarrassing and NOT what I want to see in characters.

-200 (Cuz I don't like it)

LP: 8000 -----> 7800

Pinkie's smile song really annoys me. What if I don't feel like smiling? What if I don't WANT to smile? What if smiling doesn't make things better at all?

-200 (Cuz I don't like it)

LP: 7800 -----> 7600


Finally, Cranky Doodle... someone showing Pinkie that FRIENDSHIP IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!

-No damage (Because I approve)

But I'm docking Pinkie pie another 1000 points for constantly Not taking the hint and backing off! (So I don't have to damage her constantly for one bad thing after another)

-500 (Cuz I don't like Pinkie's persistence and optimism)

LP: 7600 -----> 6600

I'm still enjoying Cranky balking at Pinkie for being so annoying, and putting down her friendship advances!

-No damage

If it weren't against my rules, I'd GIVE LP for that EXCELLENT scene. Pinkie finally gets TOLD TO BACK OFF!!!!

-No damage (Because I greatly approve of the scene and the message)

Wow, Twilight is finally saying something I agree with "That there ARE exceptions" only then in the future she totally flip flops on AMENDING FENCES and acts as stalking and as annoying as ever.

-No damage


And thus we are introduced to Pinkie Pie's special ability: She can somehow appear ANYWHERE at ANYTIME, even in the most bizarre of places... and still be annoying!!

-500

LP: 6600 -----> 6100


*Sighs* And there goes any and all respect I had for Cranky Doodle because he turned the other cheek, and worse, accepts Pinkie's friendship after stating he would "NEVER... EVER... EVER... EVER... EVER!!"

-1000

LP: 6100 -----> 5100



FINAL SCORE: 5100

Not a bad episode I must say, but in the end...

Instead of Cranky doing as I hoped, in putting Friendship down and not accepting it (Matilda or not) he just showed how weak and spineless he is and turned the other cheek and embraced all the things I had been disapproving of.

"Oh, my dear Cranky Doodle. I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me.

...You know what happens when a character upsets me!"

*Cranky shudders nervously*

"Waste him!"

(After Cranky is disposed of)

Well class, That concludes our lesson for this episode. If you do as I say and stop upsetting me as well as stop demanding I conform to your ways of thinking...

...further lessons can be avoided.

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