I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.
So, I'm in a rough place. I've been struggling to get enough money for my rent, but my hours have been butchered. I need at least $200, so I'm opening commissions. $15/1k words. DM me for details.
I just lost my job. My supervisor basically just straight up lied to get me fired. This has been the third job in a row where a coworker screwed me over. So, I'm trying to get a laptop so I can work from home. The problem is, I have no money. my last paycheck is just enough for my rent, and that's it.
How would you react if, in the Avengers, Captain America agreed to bomb a building full of innocent people just to get a few bad guys? How would you feel if Twilight started treating her friends like dirt for no reason? How would you feel if Superman was fighting Zod, not caring about the collateral damage and causing countless deaths?
Seen it. it is funny
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My Mum always asks me why I have no faith in humanity anymore. Pretty sure this will answer her question forever.
......*zips down zipper*
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*zips own zippper.*
*applies padlock to zipper*
I didn't laugh until the comments section of the blog.
Sometimes, I question your mental health...
500382 As you should