So a "..." Walks into a Bar... · 3:55am Apr 20th, 2019
So, a Native American walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and frowns, "you can't have anything to drink, tonight."
The native simply replies "Howgh?"
. . . . .
So, an Alien walks into a bar.
The bartender looks on in surprise, "what are you doing here?"
The alien replies, throwing up a strange hand signal, "take me to your liters."
. . . . .
So, a dyslexic man walks into a bar.
The barntender looks at him in shock, "neighhhh?"
The man leaves the barn.
. . . . .
Don't judge me, I'm bored. And the native one isn't racist! I'm Squaxin, so it totally fucking counts.
I would've gone with:
"So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra..."
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