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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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Apr
2nd
2019

My Patreon Winner Story-Prompt List [REAL Version] · 10:06am Apr 2nd, 2019

So, ummm... yeah, I should clarify some things here. When I put out this blogpost yesterday, it was meant to be an April Fool's joke. I figured that since I published it at around 10PM, that everyone would see it was posted on April 1st; unfortunately, a lot of people overseas saw it published at their dates, which kinda made the April Fools implication hard to see. So yeah, the list of prompts I had in my last post were not real. None of those are up for consideration in connection to my Patreon poll. It was a joke, please settle down.

Instead, here are the real prompts I had thought out for this month's Patreon-Winning Kinks. Just to clarify, the winners from March are (as they were listed when I officially closed the polls on April 1st): Cuckolding/Cheating, Feminization, Mindbreak, and Straight-To-Gay. So with those kinks in mind, here are some of the ideas I have for April's featured clopfic:

Idea #1

Discord's Choice - After developing a surprisingly strong friendship with Big Macintosh and Spike through their O&O gaming nights, Discord was delighted to also befriend Sugar Belle after she began dating Mac. However, the draconequus didn't know that the couple had been talking about him quite a bit in private. And when the idea of inviting another friend into the bedroom came into their discussions, Discord was taken by surprise when they agreed to invite him.

Of course, things might not go exactly as either of the ponies had planned. What was supposed to be a kinky three-way between the couple and the draconequus, turns to a much different spectacle with the aid of Discord's chaotic magic, and a bundle of rope to ensure Sugar wouldn't intervene~

Idea #2

Chrysalis' Revenge - After spending countless months attempting to enter the Crystal Empire unnoticed, the former Queen Chrysalis managed to capture Princess Cadance once again. And with the real Alicorn tied-up and unable to get help, she was left completely helpless as her doppleganger went to corrupt her dear husband. For you see, Chrysalis didn't just want to claim Shining Armor for one measly night; instead, she wanted to make sure that no woman would ever try to take him again -- including Cadance herself.

So while Cadance was forced to watch, Chrysalis put her strongest spells to use to ensure that Shining had an intense -- and literal -- mind-changing experience with her~

Idea #3

Hiding the Lineage: Origins - In this pequel to Hiding the Lineage, the story follows Shining Armor as he tries his hardest not to succumb to the lustful woes of his captive guest: the "reformed" and former King Sombra. Unfortunately, despite how badly he loved his wife Cadance, it proved to be fruitless for him to ignore Sombra's amorous advances towards him. And as their relationship turns more passionate with each passing day, it wasn't until one fateful weekend that Sombra decided to pull the Prince in for good.

After all, how can you say you love someone, if you're not willing to prove it?~

Idea #4

Father Knows Best - As the years passed in their loving marriage, Cadance grew wary about the possibility that Shining was seeing somepony behind her back. So without him knowing, she decided to follow him when he went off to Canterlot for a little 'Father-Son Time'. She was starting to doubt her earlier suspicions when she saw him head to his Parent's home, and realized that he really was visiting his family. However, nothing could've prepared her when she saw exactly what Shining was getting up to; he may have been eager to see his Dad again, but the lingerie he packed with him made it clear this wasn't a normal 'Father/Son' meetup.

And as she watched on through the window, the Princess realized just how strong their bond really was~

Idea #5

Feather-Banged - Big Mac decided to pay his girlfriend a surprise visit in Our Town, and catch up with Sugar Belle at her quaint little bakery. Unfortunately for the stallion, he was left in a very heart-breaking, and very unusual situation when he peeked into the "Closed" shop.

For you see, Sugar Belle may have been faithful to her boyfriend, but it was hard to know exactly how faithful when he found her enjoying the company of Feather Bangs in secret. Or, technically speaking, when Mac found Sugar Belle enjoying her femmy pet, who was dolled-up to the nines and submitting to his merciless Dom~

Okay, THOSE are the ideas I have for stories this month! If any of those stories seem intiguing, feel free to comment below for your thoughts. And if you want to see one of these ideas as a story the instant it's written out, then please join my Official Patreon Page for early-access content.

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Comments ( 19 )

#3 Hiding the Lineage: Origins All the way!!! Always wanted the prequel for this story!!!

#1 Discord's Choice~

#3 and #4, either one.

Number three!

#4! Night Light doesnt get enough love from the fandom.

Number 3 for me :pinkiehappy:

Going with #2 and #5!

I will be going with #3

1 i guess, though I'm personally not big on any of these. If not 1 then 4.

#3 Pretty please

Another story Sombra?! Sign me up for #3.

#3 Hiding the Lineage, and in second place #2 Chrysalis's Revenge

#5 looks interesting. With cuckolding it's almost always Shining/Cadance or the Cakes, seeing some fresh characters would be nice. And I don't believe Discord's sexuality (if it exists at all) is anywhere close to ordinary; a good clopfic with him would be great, but it would require enormous figurative mindfuck, well beyond what is normally advertised as "mindbreak".

#3 Hiding the Lineage: Origins

Go for #3. Thanks

1 and 2 look good!

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