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252 weeks
To all haters

To everybody who hated on me in primary school, fuck you! Look at me now. Fuck you Mrs Johnson, you terrible teacher. You said I'd never amount to anything. Well fuck you you fucking whore. Maybe if you were nicer, you'd still have a husband!
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252 weeks
Something happened

Last night, out of peer pressure, I got drunk. Im 13, so I wasn't doing too good. Soon I blacked out. I texted my friend and asked what Happened. He said the following.
"Dude, you said you were Waluigi."
I replied "how?"
He replied "you got your dick stuck in a vending machine"
Never again will I get drunk
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252 weeks
4th

I don't understand why people celebrate the 4th of July. So it's Americas birthday, so what? And fireworks too. There loud, too bright, and I can't use them were I live. I hate this holiday
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252 weeks
Hey guys

So, some updates.
I recently celebrated my little brothers birthday
I finished 7th grade
Some yandere chick became my stalker
I fell in love with said stalker
I got a girlfriend
And I attempted suicide.
Pretty eventful since I went offline for "good".
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252 weeks
Strange

It seems everyone has forgotten about me. It's a shame really. I was starting to like this place. Another failed experiment.
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Feb

20th

2019

read the story i've been working on for now · 8:34am Feb 20th, 2019

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/432677/just-discord
password: IT'S ME all caps

enjoy, and remember

I'm not the bad guy
I'm just a bit surprising
It's not worth losing sleep
It's not worth analyzing
There was a time
Not so long ago at all
I was just like you
Can you hear my call?