Something happened · 11:20pm Jul 5th, 2019
Last night, out of peer pressure, I got drunk. Im 13, so I wasn't doing too good. Soon I blacked out. I texted my friend and asked what Happened. He said the following.
"Dude, you said you were Waluigi."
I replied "how?"
He replied "you got your dick stuck in a vending machine"
Never again will I get drunk
This is by far, the greatest blog post I've ever read.
That is beautiful and belongs on Tumblr.