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  • 278 weeks
    To all haters

    To everybody who hated on me in primary school, fuck you! Look at me now. Fuck you Mrs Johnson, you terrible teacher. You said I'd never amount to anything. Well fuck you you fucking whore. Maybe if you were nicer, you'd still have a husband!

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  • 278 weeks
    Something happened

    Last night, out of peer pressure, I got drunk. Im 13, so I wasn't doing too good. Soon I blacked out. I texted my friend and asked what Happened. He said the following.
    "Dude, you said you were Waluigi."
    I replied "how?"
    He replied "you got your dick stuck in a vending machine"
    Never again will I get drunk

    2 comments · 319 views
  • 278 weeks
    4th

    I don't understand why people celebrate the 4th of July. So it's Americas birthday, so what? And fireworks too. There loud, too bright, and I can't use them were I live. I hate this holiday

    0 comments · 293 views
  • 278 weeks
    Hey guys

    So, some updates.
    I recently celebrated my little brothers birthday
    I finished 7th grade
    Some yandere chick became my stalker
    I fell in love with said stalker
    I got a girlfriend
    And I attempted suicide.
    Pretty eventful since I went offline for "good".

    2 comments · 312 views
  • 279 weeks
    Strange

    It seems everyone has forgotten about me. It's a shame really. I was starting to like this place. Another failed experiment.

    3 comments · 309 views
Jul
5th
2019

Something happened · 11:20pm Jul 5th, 2019

Last night, out of peer pressure, I got drunk. Im 13, so I wasn't doing too good. Soon I blacked out. I texted my friend and asked what Happened. He said the following.
"Dude, you said you were Waluigi."
I replied "how?"
He replied "you got your dick stuck in a vending machine"
Never again will I get drunk

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Comments ( 2 )

This is by far, the greatest blog post I've ever read.

That is beautiful and belongs on Tumblr.

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