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Merc the Jerk


Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

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  • 231 weeks
    New Pc

    Finally got my new rig in, and by God that's got me motivated homies. We're gonna be getting some shit and getting it out pronto, now that I'm not stuck in 2011's tech. Expect some actual honest-to-God progress now, as I won't be doing things in exciting potatovision™

    So, now that that's out of the way, how have you all been?

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  • 254 weeks
    AMERICA WINS

    4TH OF VICTORY OVER TEA DAY APPLAUD AND BLOW SHIT UP NOW BROTHER YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

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  • 258 weeks
    Having trouble waking up in the morning?

    THEN YOU NEED THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BABY, THE POWER TO KEEP COMING AND NEVER STOP, THE POWER TO GET RAN OVER BY LAWNMOWERS AND ELEPHANTS AND TO JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDINGS MAN.

    AND IF THAT DON'T WORK JUST LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM, JACK

    2 comments · 243 views
  • 270 weeks
    New Blog Post

    I realized I hadn't posted anything here since Christmas. Holy cow does time fly, am I right? But it doesn't swim, as it hates getting wet in the same way most cats do.

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    1 comments · 352 views
Sep
13th
2018

Article 13 · 1:25pm Sep 13th, 2018

Well, hope you Europeans hurry up and get your license to post memes, because I'd hate to see any of you get fined from the harsh new copyright laws heading towards your oppressive society. I'll be over here enjoying not only my grade A beef, but also the most freedom in the entire world.

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Comments ( 2 )

As an Eastern European feeling the freedom to post whatever **** I want on the internet and not especially keeping up with the news... wtf are you talking about? :rainbowderp:

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