F/F/T3K15 9/8: It's what Christ died on the cross for.

Last week's travesty is adequately traversed. Next month will be the end of our retrospective on this story, unless something changes.

This week... well, I need to preface it with a content warning. It's Ring's annual birthday special, and he delights in subjecting you to stories that otherwise break the rules. This collection's going to set off every warning light we've got, including violence, sex, and merciless lack of consent; anyone made squeamish by any of that need not apply. Beyond that, it's a "celebration" of both Fan Fiction Friday, a discontinued series on a discontinued site that examined and riffed some of the worst stories the brain could conjure, and the twentieth anniversary (to the DAY) of the American premiere of the Pokemon anime. That combination should not bring comfort; in fact, that content warning above is largely because of this specific story.

Now then... it's Ring's birthday shuffle.