• Member Since 8th Aug, 2011
  • offline last seen March 9th

Jordanis


There's never been a writer here.

More Blog Posts44

  • 36 weeks
    Device Heretic

    At Everfree, helping SPark vend plushes. Come by and see, get a round pony blob, or a bat!

    Pony Feather has a booth here, and actually got ahold of device heretic to publish Eternal, which is my first great fic love on this site. I'm amazed. Gobsmacked.

    Read More

    8 comments · 77 views
  • 141 weeks
    Shit Works, Yo

    I wasn't trying to crash-test the vaccine, but the dummy survived this time. Antigen test and PCR test (separate swabs, 3 days after exposure as recommended) both say no plague. What was the scratchy throat? Iunno. Not plague, apparently.

    3 comments · 164 views
  • 153 weeks
    A Hollow Place

    I was re-reading a fabulous story tonight-- Celestia Plays Dice with the Universe, by the inimitable and wonderful Cynewulf, who I have been privileged to call a friend.

    Read More

    3 comments · 262 views
  • 173 weeks
    An Oregon Christmas Carol

    I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
    Just likes the ones I've always known
    Where the pavement glistens
    And children listen
    To songs that promise Christmas snow

    I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
    As all my days pass in a storm
    May your days be happy and charmed
    And may all your Christmases be warm

    6 comments · 156 views
  • 201 weeks
    Alicornization

    This one is JediMasterEd's fault.

    Psychic spies in chitin try to steal your mind's elation
    And little girls across the world dream of rainbow deflagrations
    And if you stand for all of these things it's Alicornization

    It's the crown of the world and all of equine civilization

    Read More

    5 comments · 296 views
Jul
30th
2018

Sunset Shimmer's Villain Song · 6:29am Jul 30th, 2018

I present something that clearly should have been in the first Equestria Girls:

(original)

Well, you've got your element and you've got your pretty wings
And you're such a rising star
dancing on your strings
But don't play with me, 'cause you're playing with fire

Your teacher, she's the Princess--owns a piece of everyone
And you'd rather be there with her
Basking in the sun
But don't play with me, 'cause you're playing with fire

Your better took your power and tiara through the door
Now you've stepped in my domain--
Not in Kansas anymore
So don't play with me, 'cause you're playing with fire

Now you've got some friends, and it's more than you deserve
But you'd better watch your step, girl
Better fortify your nerves
So don't play with me, 'cause you're playing with fire
So don't play with me, 'cause you're playing with fire

Report Jordanis · 365 views · #filk
Comments ( 2 )

The tempo seems too slow for pre-rainbow-to-the-face Sunset. It's almost serene in a way she very much isn't, though I suppose one could go for a "slow and sinister" approach. And there's always the possible "What's a Kansas?" issue. Still, the central concept is perfect.

4910329

I wobbled back and forth on the Kansas issue. I ended up telling myself that there's a Kansas in EQGland and Sunset was dropping the name deliberately in order to be confusing and unsettling to Twilight.

Login or register to comment