It's quite nice to talk to you all again. I've come to inform you that the first chapter of the sequel to At Your Service is posted, and the story is submitted, to be evaluated at a later date.
"To Serve and Protect"
Circumstance has quite a cruel way of scrambling about the foundations of one's elaborately-planned life.
Had to say, it was pretty much one of the best damn things I ever attended, even if I only go one day out of the year. Fake-limping around as Dr. House and popping Tic-Tacs every five minutes actually netted me a few photo ops (my friend innocuously dresses like Dr. Wilson, so it works perfectly.) $20 managed to get me a good deal of stuff, some of which I also got for free. (Whoo!)
Did you make that pic?
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Nope. Derping around on Facebook gives me a lot of resources, though.
I.. I live in Montreal. Which is bloody close the the east coast. How fucked am I?
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On a scale of one to ten... I'd say about a 7.
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i live in DC... my number?
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Nigga... I've got some bad news for you.
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then i shall use the Bass cannon to destroy sandy
*20 seconds later* i MAY have hit portugal and not Sandy
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DAMN IT, DUDE. WHY PORTUGAL? THEY HAVE THE FINEST WOMEN WITH THE FATTEST ASSES THERE.
Oh wait... That's Brazil...
Nah, you're good.
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Also
i may have called a nuke on Sandy, and it was flung at brazil
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...Thunder, how could you?
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the question is,
how could i NOT?
-explodes into smoke, leaving a smoke trollface-