I'm a bad pony.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I destroy chemical weapons for a living. Trust me, it sounds way more exciting than it is. I am a married father of four. Gamer all my life, all kinds.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

I type stories using my hands

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Hah, you think my heart beats as warm as that?

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

The man without a plan.

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So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

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This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.