WHY ARE BEANS?! · 11:29pm May 31st, 2018
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE ARE SUDDENLY A HUNDRED STORIES WITH SOME CREEPY FIXATION ON BEANS OR "BEANIS"?! WHAT HAPPENED?! HAVE I FINALLY LOST MY MIND?! IS THIS ALL IN MY HEAD?! WHHHHHYYYYY!?
The good ones are in your head. The bad ones are real trash.
Beans are a magical fruit, m'squid.
It's comedic sexual absurdism, where the general premise is that Twilight does something incredibly stupid (Like say, making a fully functional magical dildo out of bean paste) and Sunset is very confused and exasperated about this.
This has since evolved into a shared collaborative universe with a rich sense of continuity where multiple talented authors all work together to out-do each other and have a good time.
Be warned of the beanis
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She.....oh.....ooooohhhhhhh, first of all thank you for answering my question, second of all.....yuck.
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Well....that's exceedingly unhelpful.
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I cannot begin to describe how hard and maniacally I laughed when I read the word "M'squid". Thank you very much for the laughter.
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beans, m'boy