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TheClassyLeviathan


The world sucks sometimes, and that's okay.

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  • 165 weeks
    I turned off night mode today...

    ...I can't believe we used to live to like that.

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  • 299 weeks
    So was listening to the radio tonight...

    And I ask myself, if a 3 dresses up as a 9 but manages to make it convincing enough to waste somebody's time, wouldn't that split the difference and make them a 6? Hmmm......

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  • 309 weeks
    WHY ARE BEANS?!

    WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE ARE SUDDENLY A HUNDRED STORIES WITH SOME CREEPY FIXATION ON BEANS OR "BEANIS"?! WHAT HAPPENED?! HAVE I FINALLY LOST MY MIND?! IS THIS ALL IN MY HEAD?! WHHHHHYYYYY!?

    5 comments · 310 views
  • 322 weeks
    Crazy

    Crazy

    By TheClassyLeviathan

    People say I’m weird, that I’m downright insane,

    Thank goodness for that, I dare not be so plain,

    So I’ll riddle and I’ll rhyme with my words so deranged,

    I pity the poor fool, to whom madness is estranged,

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    1 comments · 232 views
  • 324 weeks
    I made something.

    Shipping

    By The ClassyLeviathan

    I have this pain right now,

    down deep in my soul,

    You might ask how,

    But I don't rightly know,

    It hurts and it aches,

    But it feels good too,

    That sounds quite odd,

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    0 comments · 162 views
May
31st
2018

WHY ARE BEANS?! · 11:29pm May 31st, 2018

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE ARE SUDDENLY A HUNDRED STORIES WITH SOME CREEPY FIXATION ON BEANS OR "BEANIS"?! WHAT HAPPENED?! HAVE I FINALLY LOST MY MIND?! IS THIS ALL IN MY HEAD?! WHHHHHYYYYY!?

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Comments ( 5 )

The good ones are in your head. The bad ones are real trash.

Beans are a magical fruit, m'squid.

It's comedic sexual absurdism, where the general premise is that Twilight does something incredibly stupid (Like say, making a fully functional magical dildo out of bean paste) and Sunset is very confused and exasperated about this.

This has since evolved into a shared collaborative universe with a rich sense of continuity where multiple talented authors all work together to out-do each other and have a good time.

Be warned of the beanis

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She.....oh.....ooooohhhhhhh, first of all thank you for answering my question, second of all.....yuck.

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Well....that's exceedingly unhelpful.

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I cannot begin to describe how hard and maniacally I laughed when I read the word "M'squid". Thank you very much for the laughter.

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