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TheClassyLeviathan


The world sucks sometimes, and that's okay.

Mar
4th
2021

I turned off night mode today... · 5:39am Mar 4th, 2021

...I can't believe we used to live to like that.

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Aug
7th
2018

So was listening to the radio tonight... · 7:02am Aug 7th, 2018

And I ask myself, if a 3 dresses up as a 9 but manages to make it convincing enough to waste somebody's time, wouldn't that split the difference and make them a 6? Hmmm......

May
31st
2018

WHY ARE BEANS?! · 11:29pm May 31st, 2018

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE ARE SUDDENLY A HUNDRED STORIES WITH SOME CREEPY FIXATION ON BEANS OR "BEANIS"?! WHAT HAPPENED?! HAVE I FINALLY LOST MY MIND?! IS THIS ALL IN MY HEAD?! WHHHHHYYYYY!?

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Mar
1st
2018

Crazy · 8:22pm Mar 1st, 2018

Crazy

By TheClassyLeviathan

People say I’m weird, that I’m downright insane,

Thank goodness for that, I dare not be so plain,

So I’ll riddle and I’ll rhyme with my words so deranged,

I pity the poor fool, to whom madness is estranged,

My manners indeed, seem incomprehensible,

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Feb
15th
2018

I made something. · 9:47pm Feb 15th, 2018

Shipping

By The ClassyLeviathan

I have this pain right now,

down deep in my soul,

You might ask how,

But I don't rightly know,

It hurts and it aches,

But it feels good too,

That sounds quite odd,

But trust me it's true,

It makes me want to shout, to cry, to scream,

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