Not worth reading this

So, congratulations today to some couple who are getting married.

And as a pony from Trottingham (that’s England, darlings) I have an itty bitty rant about it.

If you are happy to stop reading here, that is fine. This gets a little political.

I won’t be watching the “big day” because one, I hate weddings but majorly two, I hate media pandering. As far as media pandering goes, this is off the scale, in a field in Norway, rocking back and forth and whimpering ‘momma, momma, help! Where am I?’

I’d rather dip my eyeballs in molten lead and then stuff them up a camel’s anus than watch it, and that’s putting it politely:P

It’s not that I don’t like Harry, he’s one of the more likable Royals.

It’s the waste of money and resources for something that is in essence a masturbation session for, not just UK media, but the World’s media, that has put a black spot on other far worse and more deserving atrocities.

Millions dead in Gaza? Yea, but what’s Megan’s dress color, babe?

1 year anniversary of the Trump x Russian investigation starting, which the Trump administration is trying to shut down? Yeah, except Megan’s daddy will miss the wedding, ohno!

White murderer arrested, whilst innocent black folks get shot by police? No mate, I was too busy reporting on whether Harry and Megan are gonna make babies on the altar, or if the Queen is squeamish about that kind of thing.

It’s not a wedding. It’s a soap opera designed for the feeblest of the feeble minded population in our world.

That is all,
Good day to you!
Kind regards,
Duskhoof