Morning goals · 1:13pm May 18th, 2018
Don't you love it when you're so sleepy in the morning that you stick your entire hand in marinara sauce instead of grabbing a muffin for breakfast?
Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.
Don't you love it when you're so sleepy in the morning that you stick your entire hand in marinara sauce instead of grabbing a muffin for breakfast?
Yeah, I've been the victim of many morning mishaps. And while I've never done that, I've accidentally pour milk on a plate and only realized when I went to pour the cereal.
Man, isn't it just a fantastic way to start the day?
How in the-
I once was so sleepy in the morning that i slept through the entire day AND night and woke up the the next day like wtf just happend. true story.