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  • 11 weeks
    Conlang Ponish

    Has anyone ever done a conlang workup of Ponish? It doesn't have to be GOOD but I could really use some idea what it might sound like to a non-Ponish speaker. I'm a novice conlanger and I COULD go down that rabbit hole, but it's probably not an effective use of my time.

    It's an effective use of someone else's time, tho. :ajsmug:

    Any help is appreciated.

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  • 35 weeks
    Getting Some of My Mojo Back

    Not sure what I'm going to do with it. Doing a lot of furry art and comics right now on Furaffinity, and my normie erotica is still what keeps the lights on.

    Miss horse butts and horse drama tho. And I have SO many unfinished fanfics.

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    3 comments · 134 views
  • 38 weeks
    This Past Year Has Sucked

    And it's still ongoing. There are some things you want to do, something things you have to do for loyalty, and some things you have to do for survival. If there's an afterlife, I hope I can just write and draw and put things in a library when I'm done with them. It doesn't matter if anyone but God sees them. I want to make things forever without being interrupted by the needs of life.

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    3 comments · 123 views
  • 47 weeks
    This is Tremendously Important

    Brave new world, that has such thestrals in it.

    5 comments · 134 views
  • 48 weeks
    It Works Online, Too


    [sauce]

    I have different meds in the pipeline. We'll see how that goes.

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Apr
3rd
2018

Skinny Pones · 1:21pm Apr 3rd, 2018

Is pone pronounced 'pon-e' or... pone, like it's spelled? Anyway I had an emotionally rough day yesterday for literally no reason so Imma do that skinny pony blog post.

Pones help with my anxiety. Better than meds.


A lot of these skinny pones are gonna be Fluttershy. Because 'Green Isn't Your Color' I guess. (saurus)




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Okay that's probably enough. New story later today.

Comments ( 4 )

I believe "pone" is meant to be monosyllabic.

Also, dang, that Twiggyshy in the second to last one. I'd say "eat a sandwich," but I'm worried that she'd snap her arms like twigs if she tried to lift one.
(I know, it's stylistic choice, but when the character's limbs border on one-dimensional and the artist isn't Dali, I get concerned.)

That said, I do like the idea of both unicorns and pegasi having more gracile builds compared to the robusticity of earth ponies. (Personal headcanon: Most of Canterlot considered Twilight beautifully thin, though unapproachable. Meanwhile, Applejack forced that many pastries on Twilight in the series premiere because she thought the poor thing was about to keel over from starvation.)

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Beautiful!

Looks like you didn't see my last image dump. I'm drawn to extremes. Like, healthy extremes. But I really get tongue ties around curvy girls. :twilightblush:

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Huh. Actually that one's kind of grotesque. Hmmm.

I tend to fall into "slim pegasai, pudgy unicorn nerds, muscular earth ponies". Speaking of stereotypes. Then again a lot of my work is clop, which tends to cater to my own fetishes, IE everypony winds up being bi and have a big butt. SMDH :facehoof:

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