Well Seymour, I made it.

Despite your directory.

Ah! System Administrator Chalmers! Welcome!
I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable download!

Eeehh.

Oh, egads! My computer is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase Windows and disguise it as my own OS?
Oh hoh hoh hoh hoh...
Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

Ah--!

Skinner with his crazy explanations The system admin's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight

Seymour!

System Administrator! I was just- uh, just formatting my hard drive on the windowsill.
Isometric defragmentation. Care to join me?

Why is there smoke coming out of your computer, Seymour?

Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed ROMs we're having.
Mmm. Steamed ROMs.
Whew.
Sysadmin, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering files!

I thought we were having steamed ROMs.

D'oh, no. I said steamed RAMs!
That's what I call files!

You call files steamed RAMs?

Yes. It's an OS dialect.

Uh-huh. Uh, what OS?

Uh, upstate Apple.

Really. Well, I'm from iOS, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed RAMs.

Oh, not in iOS. No. It's an OS X expression.

I see.
You know, these files are quite similar to the ones they have at Microsoft.

Oh, no. Patented Skinner Files. Old family download.

For steamed RAMs.

Yes.

Yes. And you call them steamed RAMs despite the fact that they are obviously encrypted.

Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. -

Of course.

Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?

BSOD!

Uh- BSOD!?
At this time of year...
At this time of day...
In this OS...
Localized entirely within your files!?

Yes.

May I see it?

No.

Seymour! The window is unresponsive!

No, Mother, It's just crashing.

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good RAM.

Help! Help!