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Equine-Essayist


Hello. I am the Equine Essayist. I am just now starting my writing career! | Bonjour. Je suis l'Equine Essayist. Je viens ici de commencer ma carrière d'écrivage!

Sep
20th
2022

Now writing! · 3:26am Sep 20th, 2022

Hello all! I have been for a good while now a lurker on this site, reading the stories and soaking up the beautiful words. I am now ready to commence my journey into pony-flavoured writing! Please follow this link to learn more, and check out my work already posted to FurAffinity!
Here is the link to my TOS!

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Mar
2nd
2018

Well Seymour, I made it. · 4:07pm Mar 2nd, 2018

Despite your directory.

Ah! System Administrator Chalmers! Welcome!
I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable download!

Eeehh.

Oh, egads! My computer is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase Windows and disguise it as my own OS?
Oh hoh hoh hoh hoh...
Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

Ah--!

Skinner with his crazy explanations The system admin's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight

Seymour!

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